Young boy

One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car

pulled up beside him and its window was wound down.

I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the

driver.

"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and £10?" the driver asked.

"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.

What about a bag of juicy lollies and £50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No! I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy.

"Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.

"No!" screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a long sigh.

The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Landrover, you live with it!"