one for Alan Partridge
Wed, 15/07/2009 - 15:10
A man is in bed with his Thai-girlfriend.
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> After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his
> dangly bit, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.
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> Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her: 'Why do you love doing that
> ?'
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> She replies: 'Because I really miss mine...'
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