Lawyer with a heart

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Helen
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> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
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> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
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> He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
> 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
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> 'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.
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> 'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.'
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> 'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
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> Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.'
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> The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But Sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
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> 'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
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> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
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> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
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> and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'
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> 'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
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> The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.'
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> 'You'll really love my place.'
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> 'The grass is almost a foot high!'

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Re: Lawyer with a heart

That's soooo mean! Yet very funny!