A Kind Lawyer ( Clean (for Once))

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Fri, 13/02/2009 - 15:12
Spider1V
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One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"

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Mon, 16/02/2009 - 08:01
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Re: A Kind Lawyer ( Clean (for Once))

I was squaring up with the soliceter we use on Friday past
He had had a cartoon hanging on the wall, now discretely set into a corner on the floor, said cartoon from 17 something pillorising Lawers for being greedy bastards.
I said "never mind Keith, it could be worse you could be a banker"
Oh boy oh boy did I get a result with that one
Some quite unlawyer like language used :shock:
I liked those three latest Spider
Cheers
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Mon, 16/02/2009 - 11:18
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Re: A Kind Lawyer ( Clean (for Once))

Thanks Marcus! The lack of the usual comments has prevented me from posting anymore - but at least I know we share (sometimes) the same humor!

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