WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN - sexist
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
Ho ho ho.
Have a Very Happy Christmas Guys :lol:
In reply to that I found this:
"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas
trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical
devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one
in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you can throw it
on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas
trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it
in the back of your pickup truck.
:D
Both very good - but the bloke one win's! (in my book)
Have a great xmas and as sober new year as possible!
Spider1V
Spider1V wrote:Both very good - but the bloke one win's! (in my book)
Have a great xmas and as sober new year as possible!
Spider1V
You of course being male would say that - Mrs Spider on the other hand would agree with me!
Sober / New Year , don't think so!!!!
are you doing the Salisbury run on sunday??
Depending on how my flu is (and no its not 'man' flu, but very special super hard flu) :P
If I am well enough you should see me and maybe one of the little Spider1Vs - as she wants achance to drive!
You gonna be there?
Spider1V
Euuuggghhh - good luck with the flu - poor you :(
We may well be there but it will depend on how the G runs later today, she has not moved for a while and sometimes feels her age :!: Like us really.
But we may well be there - in D & S's slip stream with 3 willing co-drivers :lol:
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Have a great xmas and as sober new year as possible!
Spider1V
You of course being male would say that - Mrs Spider on the other hand would agree with me!
Sober / New Year , don't think so!!!!
are you doing the Salisbury run on sunday??