Season to be Jolly (christmas jokes)
What is mum and dads favourite christmas carol?
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Silent Night
How did the mistletoe become rich and famous?
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He went to Holly-Wood
What did the lonely christmas tree do?
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Pine
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Ok here's some more:
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q.Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A.So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Some more
I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
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Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?
What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?
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Anything, he can't hear you!
What sort of insects love snow?
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Mo-ski-toes
How can you get your name in lights the world over?
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Change your name to Emergency Exit!
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
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Shortbread!
A Christmas thought:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
Why are christmas trees bad knitters?
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Because they drop there needles