A blonde Joke - Do not read if you are female or PC

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Mon, 08/12/2008 - 16:58
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A blonde takes her spluttering G Wagen to the garage to be repaired, fearing an expensive bill. But the mechanic fixes it in 2 minutes. `nothing serious love, just poo in the air filter'. She replies `brilliant thank you - and how often do I have to do that?"

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Tue, 09/12/2008 - 21:57
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Re: A blonde Joke - Do not read if you are female or PC

Not being blonde - no offence taken.

Dawney on the other hand................................. :twisted:

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Wed, 10/12/2008 - 18:07
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Ditto

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Thu, 11/12/2008 - 00:27
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Re: A blonde Joke - Do not read if you are female or PC

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

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Thu, 11/12/2008 - 09:41
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The Bear wrote:
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

I can not tell you how much I hurt my neck laughing at this.....

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Fri, 19/12/2008 - 00:22
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Re: A blonde Joke - Do not read if you are female or PC

A blonde got stuck in some quick sand and it wasn't long before only her head and shoulders were left above the ground.
Fortunately, one of the strongest men from the local village was passing by and heard her shouting for help.
"Don't panic" he called. "just grab my hand and I'll soon pull you out."
But no matter how hard he pulled, she just sank lower and lower.
"I can't understand it." said the strong man. I'll have to go get some help."
"No wait ," Shouted the blonde in a bit of a panic.
"Would it help if I took my feet out of the stirrups???"

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