Spider jokes (clean)
As Spider1V has had a bad day, heres a few quick jokes to make him smile (hopefully) :lol:
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!
How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web he had a website!
What are spiders webs good for?
Spiders!
What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
What did the spider say to the fly?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
Thanks Heg's, made me smile and one I could print out for the kids to read!
Spider1V - aka Joe :wink:
....we had a slightly surreal discussion about modern spiders and websites though! slight confusion about fact and fiction, something along the lines of 'but they can't live in a website can they so they must have both :? '
Some people can....
Some people can....
Are you refering to those people who have cyber lives where they resemble their fantasies, behave appallingly and then rely on the 'real world' to sort the mess out :?:
If so ..............
1. I don't believe spiders (the 8 legged variety :P ) have yet evolved to these depths. (and i'm pretty sure the other variety hasn't either)
2. i would rather not expose my 8 year old to the sordid ways that some people appear to need to make their lives worth living.
JOIN THE GWOA
This website and forum are provided for the benefit of enthusiasts and owners of all Mercedes Benz off road vehicles, in particular the G Wagen. The costs of development, upkeep and provision of the site are met entirely by the annual subscriptions of club members. If you are using the site and are not a member of the G Wagen Owners Association please consider joining. You will have access to areas on the site that are not open to non members, to club trips and meetings and to technical assistance. In addition your contribution (only £25 annually) will help us maintain and develop our website for future users.
Who's new
- Jaffa_JIM_23
- Wrabstar
- GG
- KTMSCANIA22
- 280ge
Thats ok my friend, glad you are ok and not too damaged by the events of yesterday.
My kids thought the spider jokes were funny, we had a slightly surreal discussion about modern spiders and websites though! slight confusion about fact and fiction, something along the lines of 'but they can't live in a website can they so they must have both :? '