FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:
1. Its important to have a woman that cooks, cleans and has a job.
2. Its important to have a woman that can make you laugh.
3. Its important to have a woman that you can trust and would never lie.
4. Its important to have a woman that is great in bed and likes being with you.
5. Its absoluetly vital these four women dont know each other!!!
(lol - girls just swap the woman with man)
Spider1V
...... speechless
Very good! I'll have to tell the mrs that one.
Spider
Having analysed that most carefully
Re
No 5
I think "about each other" would be more presise
Otherwise absolutley faultless logic
However
I am sure that with advances in Genetic Engineering one day all this should be possible from one wo/man
PS
I also found it funny
1. Its important to have a woman that cooks, cleans and has a job.
2. Its important to have a woman that can make you laugh.
3. Its important to have a woman that you can trust and would never lie.
4. Its important to have a woman that is great in bed and likes being with you.
5. Its absoluetly vital these four women dont know each other!!!
(lol - girls just swap the woman with man)
Spider1V
Really feel i have to re-write this -
1. Its important to earn enough to pay someone to clean to allow enough time and energy for excellence in the kitchen. :P
2. Its important to share a similar sense of humour. :lol:
3. Trust is important, failing that the ability to lie is useful. :wink:
4. Being great in bed is dependant on the previous 3! :P
5. is now irrelevant as believe it or not one woman can manage all of the above, and work, with the right man :!:
A quick survey of all my delightful friends reveals a huge shortage of the above mention male. If spotted, please let me know :!:
(previous applicant please do not reapply :lol: )
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