AGM 2006

I think this sums up the preceding night...

Subject: DEFENSIVE DRIVING TEST

Situational Awareness

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a deep valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're pissed.
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