How many members to change a light bulb and upset everyone else

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dentsmithy
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Q: How many list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb and wind up PP?
A: 1,331:
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the list that
the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs.
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about
the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this
mail list.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please
take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling
and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all
use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant
to this mail list.
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of
light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands
are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different
light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to
post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are
relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to
this list.
33 to summarize all posts to date, then quote them including
all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was
meant for, leave it here.
143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

27 to post in HTML because they are using the IE or Netscape
that had it turned on by default and are too clueless to
look
48 to complain about the HTML posts
27 to post 'sorry I didn't realize it was on' -- in HTML
96 to complain about more HTML and post detailed instructions
on how to change the setting
58 to mumble something about using a web browser to read mail
12 MIME posts with useless colors and bolds saying thanks
for the help with the HTML mail
1 to post a GIF/JPG of the lightbulb hanging too close to
their digital camera.
1 complaint from the guy using /usr/ucb/Mail who wants to
know what the *@&(%$!@ has been going on
58 to complain about the binary post
74 to say they liked the binary and didn't mind it
1 post about how you can MAKE MONEY FAST!!!!! by selling
lightbulbs and this report available for only $5.
1328 to reply to the list with the full spam attached and
then put 'remove' at the end
3 to flame the other morons for replying to the spammer
and CCing the list
1 from the list admin notifying that the list is looking
for a bigger server to handle the load

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

It's not a bulb.

It's a LAMP

dentsmithy
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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

First prize to the man in the blue car full of sand:)

LEEU
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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

 But I'm the best "lamp" changer!

dentsmithy
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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

Ah, but are you the quickest??

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

 Gardeners plant bulds.........Sparkys change lamps..

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

 LEEU is not the best lamp changer.

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

Just out of interest, why would you want to wind up PP?

dentsmithy
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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

Was joking about winding up PP, you can't but he can wind up everyone else;)

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

 Are you getting scared now Dent-man, it is understandable, he's not small.

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

No but PP is cuter and fluffier than he lets on....
Reckon it's all bravado

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

 Ohhhh I may beg to differ there old Bean ;)

And the 'Cute and fluffy' referance to PP............ I had to change my undies when I read that I PMSL so much!

Spider1V

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

 You want some.........!

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

Sorry, but I'm afraid you are not nearly so scary in person

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

now someone please explain to me in plain and simple english ,

what the f@%k  is this post about ??   as i cannot see the light !

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

 You're joking, right?

He's much worse in person.  :-)

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

Anyway, it's a globe.  ;-)

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

I think it started off as an oblique reference to the 'warning to all members ' post then sort of mutated.
But Marks comment has confused me even further

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

 "I think it started off as an oblique reference to the 'warning to all members ' post then sort of mutated."

Oh, did it?  lol

Now I'm confused as well, lol  :-)

See what you started Hus. Just do what I do, smile and pretend you know what going on. :-)

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

 thats because you need a lamp?

Spider1V

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Re: How many members to change a light bulb and upset ...

Sure its not a bulb?