Scottish Gs

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Alan Holford-Walker
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Are Scottish Gs going to be cheaper on Friday?

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I suspect that if Scotland becomes and 'independent country' they will attract investment by being a 'tax haven'  and as such parts-runs across the border, will become something akin to the prohibition period in the US !

now wouldn't that be fun...instead of out-running the border police... we could just turn off the road and drive over the nearest hill!! wink

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mmm - good point. My other half is 100% Scot and we were thinking of moving back to Fife.  I could be the local 5th column.

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I have it on good authority the money is going to called the JOCKLE.

And all cars will run on buckfast

​and methodone will be on tap at the end of every road.

think of this though all the illegals and strays that have made it home and scammed a uk passport must be praying to a certain murderous religion  for a no vote..

can you imagine telling you family that  you can get them into Scotland .

 

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Alan Holford-Walker wrote:

Are Scottish Gs going to be cheaper on Friday?

Its interesting that you mention this because post independence Scotland will be a good source for used G Wagons.

You may have already read the section relating to G Wagons in the Scottish governments white paper on independence. Section IV states that after independence and the redistribution of the nations oil wealth those citizens living in rural areas will be entitled to receive one free G  Wagon per household  to enable them or their servants to go shopping during inclement weather.

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bigblock wrote:

Alan Holford-Walker wrote:

Are Scottish Gs going to be cheaper on Friday?

Its interesting that you mention this because post independence Scotland will be a good source for used G Wagons.

You may have already read the section relating to G Wagons in the Scottish governments white paper on independence. Section IV states that after independence and the redistribution of the nations oil wealth those citizens living in rural areas will be entitled to receive one free G  Wagon per household  to enable them or their servants to go shopping during inclement weather.

 smiley 

 Ahh Section IV indeed, but did you see Section MXIIIb where they say the Tweed and Dee will be nationalised. Sturgeon thinks there is roe in them there rivers!  Section VII/VI/II on stalking puts "Piccadilly Scots" in the same bracket as G drivers though - best get one the ex-Iraq/Afghan armoured ones.  Wee Heck will be cutting fuel duty because he will own the oil fields so 5-10 mpg will be fine.

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More hilarity! A shining example to us all.

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think of this though all the illegals and strays that have made it home and scammed a uk passport must be praying to a certain murderous religion  for a no vote..

can you imagine telling you family that  you can get them into Scotland .

Unquote.

Very much in the spirit of the GWOA. Am I right?