Double glazing salesman

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Thu, 01/05/2014 - 23:09
The Bear
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A farmer gets visited by a double glazing salesman who starts with the hard sell.'Just a minute' says the farmer, 'I was milking my cows this morning and as I was going around the back of Daisy she gave me a kick with her left leg so I got a piece of rope and tied her leg to the side of the milk parlour. I went to the other side and she kicked out with her right leg so I pulled that leg across and tied it to my tractor. Then I got under her with the bucket and was just about to start milking when she wipes her tail over my face and it was covered in cow dung so I got her tail and tied it to the beam above.'

'So what's all this got to do with double glazing?' asks the salesman.

'Well, just then my wife walked in and if you can convince her that I was not about to screw Daisy you can double glaze the whole house!

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Sat, 03/05/2014 - 09:32
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Re: Double glazing salesman

that's not remotely funny

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Fri, 23/01/2015 - 13:07
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Re: Double glazing salesman

That's hilarious. Where's your sense of humour? This is what the GWOA is all about, freedom of expression. Ain't that right?

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Fri, 23/01/2015 - 13:08
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Re: Double glazing salesman

And "The Bear" has been a member for 8 years and 15 weeks which gives him seniority.

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