Octopus
An octopus walks into a bar and says
'I can play ANY musical instrument you like'
An Englishman gives him a guiter which he plays better than Hendrix.
An Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John
A Scotman throws him a set of bag pipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says
'Whats wrong-can ye no play it ?'
The Octopus says'PLAY IT?'
"I'm gonna hump her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!
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